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Your sick comments are false and defamatory slander about a INNOCENT woman who was falsely accused by a spineless MORMON cult recruiter who was afraid of excommunication. Her life destroyed by slandermongers and gossips like you, Miss McKinney has already won a lawsuit against another party who said exactly what YOU printed. So you have opened yourself up to a lawsuit! Also, she is currently suing–with a twenty million dollar libel action against people who are the source of resurrecting this libelous Mormon sourced story which was a lie 30 years ago and a LIE now. You yourselves will be tracked down and subpeoned to court, to illustrate how people how STUPID enough and DISHONEST enough to propagate a “myth” which had such tragic effects on her and her family. (Do you really believe that a 300 pound 6′5″ Mormon cult recruiter was “raped” by a gorgeous blonde lady who once ran for the MISS USA beauty crown?? Oh and, please don’t call him a “missionary”–that’s someone who is serving Christ and not a false Prophet as Mormons do.) Don’t tell me you are THAT stupid. Are you Mormon CULT MEMBERS YOURSELVES, or just GOSSIPMONGERS?) Moreover, it is CRIMINAL LIBEL to print that a person was CHARGED with a crime they not only NEVER COMMITTED, but which they were never even CHARGED with. You uneducated nuts know nothing about libel law, obviously: It is also libel to imply that a person is sexually impure. In the REAL WORLD, Miss McKinney, was in fact a virgin when she met this Mormon who CHASED her to death to beg her to marry him. He was a overweight Mormon boy and Mommy’s boy and she was a model and MISS USA contestant completing her PHD when she met him. Who do you think chased WHOM? His Mormon Mammy was against their engagement from the beginning because Miss McKinney chose to leave Mornonism and went back to Christianity. All of us who knew them back in the 70s know this. WHY haven’t YOU researched the TRUE facts? ARE YOU MORMONS helping spread the “rape” myth via the internet? You are SLANDERING Miss McKinney maliciously. REMOVE THIS OFFENDING MATERIAL OR IT WILL BE TURNED OVER TO HER LAWYERS! Also, you better get your suit pressed as you’re going to court either way as an example of FOOLS who believed–and spread–the libelous filthy original MYTH SKILLFULLY ORCHESTRATED and propagated by Mormon PR teams trying to cover up a love affair which would have destroyed their multi-million dollar “image”. And when you get to court, you’ll be required to submit a “charge sheet” saying she was CHARGED with “RAPING A MAN”. Since one DOESN”T EXIST, you’re in trouble. (PS Hope you have a lot of money to pay damages!)

It would appear that Ms. McKinney’s fans are every bit as crazy as she is.

This is an opinion blog, not a news firm. I’m allowed to express my opinion that the person in question is guilty of what she was accused of just like you’re allowed to express your opinion that Mormons are cultists. You might want to check into the first amendment, it covers all that.

Furthermore, I’m not Mormon, I’m an evangelical Christian. As such I have zero interest in your crazy Mormon conspiracy theories, though your screeching about it is good for a laugh.

Now, my experience with crazy people on the Internet who go around screaming about cults and lawsuits with broken capslock keys is (1) they are very, very stupid and (2) they’re bluffing about lawyers and lawsuits. So I won’t be removing anything from my site, though I have made some minor edits to clarify that I’m expressing an opinion and not stating known facts. Good luck depriving me of my first amendment rights.

One more thing: as far as “gossipmongering” goes, the biggest gossipmonger in this story is Ms. McKinney herself. Or do her fans think she posed nude for the media on accident? Innocent virginal Christian my ass.

When I arrived at the mission home in Epsom, Surrey, circa 1978, I met Elder Andersen. He was the Mission President’s secretary at the time. The events mentioned above had happened shortly before I arrived.

He looked terrible. He was thin, his pants falling off him. Really, he looked bad. But, he was the nicest guy. And I really enjoyed talking with him.

I hope he is doing well now.

I’ll go with Gramps on this one, Kirk Anderson was in our area just before this happened to him, and he was a quiet, regular, good, dedicated missionary. He was nice, not flirty, not arrogant..that’s how I remember him anyway.

He was kidnapped at gunpoint, and in my opinion was not a willing party to any of this (they also had used chloroform on him).

He was a 19 year old kid, despite his size and she was 26, old enough to know better. I wonder what possessed her accomplice to help her out…really weird.

Joyce McKinney consistently lied to police and eventually jumped bail, despite arguing that she wanted to clear her name through the British Legal System. Everything about her actions suggests she was and still is a bit ‘unhinged’. The clone dog thing is as strange as the 1970′s stuff.

Here is what I know: I arrived in January, ’78. Stayed in the home next to the temple for an evening and did some tracting. The next morning we were driven to the mission office. The first Elder I met was Elder Andersen. We had already been told about the story by the APs the night before and the next morning.

It was a bit of a shock to see him. He didn’t look good. None of his clothes fit him.

Now, what the APs told us about the whole thing: He was really, really grilled in interviews by a lot of different top brass (apostles, seventies, etc.) They asked him everything. Everything.

He wasn’t allowed out tracting. He worked in the office and then stayed at home in the evening or went to members’ homes. The APs did not take this seriously and were making some really crude jokes about the whole thing. I once got the impression that the whole gang of the APs and the mission office guys, who all lived in the same flat, were having a pretty good laugh over it. I mean, including Elder Andersen.

This was my first day in the mission field. LOL

But, that is only an impression from no more than 24 hours spent with these APs. Who knows what happened? I can say this: Elder Andersen, the one I knew at the mission office, was a really nice guy. Definitely humbled. But, genuinely a good guy. He didn’t grow up so far from me. Skyline High School and East High School. Just across the canyon. We had a lot to talk about for a few days until we were sent off to our first assignments.