A Thanksgiving First
This Thursday is a first for me. When I went to college in Utah, I never had the money to be flying home to Washington state for Thanksgivings. In 2001 and 2002, I spent Thanksgiving with roommates or friends. From 2003-2005, I’m pretty sure I spent Thanksgiving with my in-laws or relatives of my in-laws (Hot tip: if you are ever in the middle of a divorce, DO NOTspend Thanksgiving with the in-laws. It is nothing but awkward for everyone). By 2006 I had moved home to Washington state and could simply spend Thanksgiving with my immediate family, and last year our household flew out to Iowa to spend Thanksgiving with my husband’s parents.
This year though? Well, we’re much too poor to fly to Washington and see my father, and no one invited us to spend Thanksgiving with their family, so I guess it’s time for us to be real adults and have Thanksgiving on our own.
That means I have to cook. Which is bad for everyone.
My husband is actually a better cook than I am because he did one of those “LDS mission” things where he had to live frugally on a budget for two years and not eat at Jack-in-the-Box all the time like I’ve been able to do my entire life. But he’s still far from a master chef.
I have numerous “Cooking For Stupid People” books on my book shelf, such as Easy Cooking with 5 Ingredients by Barbara C. Jones. I have one on my shelf called Skinny Bitch in the Kitch which my husband bought for me on a whim because he figured that if it had the word “bitch” in its title, it was right up my alley. Turns out it was a vegan cookbook though, so I haven’t gotten much use from it.
Anyways, I am putting together Thanksgiving dinner all by my lonesome this year. My husband’s job is to handle the turkey. Since we have a small kitchen with only one oven, I figure I’ll get all of the deserts and baking side dishes done on Wednesday and free up the kitchen for cooking on Thursday. Here’s what I’m making tomorrow:
Spiced apple bread
Apple pie
Brownies
Lime Jell-O
Apple pie
Brownies
Lime Jell-O
Here’s what we’re making on Thursday:
An 8-lb turkey with stuffing
Turkey gravy
Mashed potatoes
Cheesy green beans
Yams
Cranberry sauce
Turkey gravy
Mashed potatoes
Cheesy green beans
Yams
Cranberry sauce
Almost everything that can come out of a can or box is coming out of a can or box, so don’t even ask. Except for the pie, which isn’t made from scratch but isn’t one of those Marie Calendar numbers that you just throw in the oven, either. I’m making it from a pie crust mix and canned fruit filling, so I guess that’s halfway to homemade.
Am I missing anything important?
Anyways, have a happy Thanksgiving!
It’s nice that you’re able to evolve online.
Good luck on your first Thxgiving. BTW, there’s no shame in taking a pie out of the box and into the oven. That’s what I’m doing. I can make homemade pumpkin and cheesecake, but the home where I’m going doesn’t like pumpkin and is lactose intolerant. Razzleberry it is then.