Enter JP Holding
Back when I began reading the arguments of LDS apologists, I had a lot of interaction with one by the name of Kevin Graham.1 Kevin had an argument on his apologetics Web site attacking the traditional Christian doctrine of creation ex nihilo and defending the LDS doctrine ofcreation ex materia, which I as a 17-year-old junior in high school had a hard time answering. In fact I was going through a point of struggling with the realization that counter-cult arguments were intellectually bankrupt and evangelical anti-Mormons were not bothering to respond to the devastating critiques of their work being put forth by LDS apologists. There were two points in my life where I came very close to joining the LDS church, and once was around this time. The sheer stupidity of the evangelical counter-cult movement nearly made me convert to Mormonism. Remember that T-shirt that told you never to underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups? It was true.
One of the things I did was to write to James Patrick Holding2 of Tekton Apologetics. I had written to him months before concerning some arguments that an atheist friend had thrown at me, and he had been very knowledgable and helpful. His arguments were intelligent yet done in a sassy, humorous style; he was (and still is) quite good at mocking his opponents while presenting capable defenses and critiques. After taking a look at Kevin’s argument, he decided he would do an article on the creation debate (which eventually morphed into this). One thing led to another and he began critiqueing other arguments by LDS apologists, eventually drawing the ire of some big-name LDS apologists on the Skinny-L list.
I’ve only occasionally seen e-mails from the Skinny-L list, but if you’re familiar with them, they have a tendency to gang up and try to “trash talk” LDS critics. It’s more scholarly than your standard Internet trolling, but it’s still just a glorified form of e-thuggery. The problem was, when they tried to trash talk JP Holding, he dished it right back. One of them said something like, “You have no idea who you’re dealing with,” and JP retorted, “No, you have no idea who YOU’RE dealing with. I am the terror that quacks in the night! I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!” UPDATE: He had this exchange sometime around September 1, 1999. I published the name of the LDS apologist before, but in retrospect I think I’ll keep it private. The words “quit farting around” were also used.
None of them had any idea what he was talking about. I had to explain it to one of them on a message board. If you don’t know what he was talking about, go here.
JP would eventually write a book, The Mormon Defenders: How Latter-day Saint Apologists Misinterpret the Bible, and his articles on Mormonism are all found here. I wrote some book reviews for Tekton and kept in touch with him as I made my journey towards attending Brigham Young University. He was always helpful and encouraging. His lasting influence on me was to teach me that I don’t have to be nice to critics of my faith, and I especially don’t have to be nice to dumb critics. The idea that the Bible teaches Christians to be perfect doormats is a myth.
In any case, the point of this post is that I am single-handedly responsible for involving JP Holding in the field of LDS-evangelical debate. You’re welcome!
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1 As I’ve mentioned elsewhere, Kevin lost faith in the LDS church last year and is currently a deist. He was, for many years, one of the more active Internet apologists for the LDS church. My early journals are peppered with accounts of our interactions.
2 Here’s the deal with his name: his name at birth was James Patrick Holding. He was adopted and his name was legally changed to Robert (Bob) Turkel. He was working as a librarian for a prison library when he started Tekton Apologetics, so he used James Patrick Holding as a writing alias to keep disgruntled inmates from looking him up as Robert Turkel on the Internet. He was very open about his real name in e-mail, since e-mail can’t be found by Internet search engines, but certain inconsiderate skeptics and Mormon apologists decided it was a big deal that his legal name was Robert Turkel and “outed” him in their writing. In 2007 he decided to legally change his name back to James Patrick Holding, to further confuse skeptics and so that people would stop bothering him about it (see thread here). So, the bottom line is, his name was James Patrick Holding at birth, he has always written publicly under that name, and that is his legal name now. Anyone who ever brought up his real name in relation to his apologetic writings is an idiot.
2) Infallibility. I never see apologists on either side admit to making mistakes, even when they’re glaringly obvious.
3) No matter how new and fresh your opponent’s approach, always act like it’s the same ol’ same ol’. This was the problem with some of the LDS apologists and JP Holding. They wanted him to be just another stupid counter-cult apologist, and he wasn’t.
4) Male-dominated. It’s a bit perplexing to me, but most of the people who participate in scholarship and apologetics are guys. The heavy hitters are almost always guys. The conservative Mormon and evangelical women who participate tend to be less aggressive and less logical. Their idea of an apologetic is some analogy about their children or whatever. I don’t know of any female Christian or Mormon apologists with major web sites other than Dizzle/Dee Dee Warren from TheologyWeb.
http://www.christilling.de/blog/2008/04/creation-out-of-nothing-in-genesis-1.html
http://exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com/2007/10/creatio-ex-nihilo.html
http://www.heardworld.com/higgaion/?p=1027
http://www.heardworld.com/higgaion/?p=253
http://books.google.com/books?id=ePfMEo2UAzsC&dq=conrad+hyers+creationism&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=w2DKNrH0Lg&sig=UZ0yqiYkCO0F9hey30Zko9e1bag&hl=en&ei=LOquSb66LsH7tgfB_4CMBg&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=5&ct=result
It’s like the more money we come across
The more problems we see…”